I love stars. A starry night, those charismatic figures on the big screen, America’s stars and stripes, the iconic symbol adorned on my clothing or woven into its design. They’re so optimistic. You can imagine why I was drawn to my horoscope, as I flipped through the pages of a fashion magazine, comfortably ensconced on my sister’s sofa, where I will be for the next few weeks….awaiting a point in time it’s permissible for me to inhabit home number 4. My capacity for disruption is great, but I have yet to master walking on air, and my floors won’t permit footsteps until they are properly stained and fully cured. Note to self, levitation 2018. It really would come in handy.
Back to the horoscope. You absolutely wouldn’t believe what the Astrotwins, Tali and Ophilia Edut predicted for me – a Scorpio, in the month of February. Here it is in its unabridged delightfulness:
(October 23 – November 21) In February, you’ll finally find your little patch of peace as the Sun nests in your cozy fourth house until the 18th. Feather Chateau Scorpio into a sacred oasis – and dinner -party central. Vibrant Venus and motivator Mars hold court in your wellness zone from the 3rd on. This planetary pairing makes you quite industrious, so promote thyself, because a status-boosting lunar eclipse on the 10th pegs you as a force in your industry. St. Valentine’s arrives slightly late, with the Pisces Sun on the 18th. But his magic lingers for four weeks – and a swoonworthy solar eclipse on the 26th refreshes your romantic status in exhilarating ways!
Did you hear that? “my little patch of peace awaits in my cozy fourth house”. Hello, I crave peace, and I am moving into my fourth house, and the Sun nests – Quest for the Nest, these gals are good. I can also find no fault in being industrious, clearly I wouldn’t be moving and renovating, and decorating, and buying and selling, and running as fast as I can just to stay afloat if I did. If I was not entirely convinced they were writing to me, and me alone, they sealed the deal with “his magic lingers for four weeks – and a swoonworthy solar eclipse refreshes my romantic status”. What’s not to love about that. Thanks Tali and Ophilia for giving me the planetary boost I needed, just when the gravity of my construction situation was weighing me down the most.
Off to contend with the floors, and find out just why Micah isn’t happy with them. Not happy at all.